THE PRESIDENTIAL REALITY SHOW CHAMPIONSHIP: ROUND #1


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It was late September 2019. August was long forgotten.

Ladies and Gentlemen – Children of All Ages… Step right up!

LIVE FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

THE LAND OF “THE EXCEPTIONALS,”

Step right up!

It’s “The Greatest Freak Show on Earth,” starring America’s Top Two lowlifes… fighting it out to see who’s the sleaziest. 

In this corner, from the Doubling Dealing State of Delaware, weighing in 185 pound, A high official who’s been sucking off the public tit his whole life… and any others he could touch. “Sleepy Joe,” the nice old guy who wouldn’t hurt a fly.  A man who put more African-Americans in jail than Obama. A man with a track record of voting for, pushing for, and instigating war his entire political career. A mass murderer by any other name. He’ll kill anybody anywhere at any time. 

Don’t mess with him. Others did and they’re dead.

Hussein and Qaddafi to name two. An “official” war mongering murderer.

He has an unblemished track record of supporting wars and helping to start them: 

Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria, Yemen to name just a few.

So bloodthirsty and vicious, that for those that he can’t kill himself, he sends others to do the killing.

With a fighting record that includes an impressive slaughter of millions of innocent civilians,
the destruction of many nations, Ladies and Gentleman … 

Wearing the red, white, and blue trunks…

Let’s have a rousing round of applause for the challenger in the championship fight “The Greatest Freak Show on Earth.” Here he is: Joe the “Rotten Scumbag” Biden!

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, in the other corner… 

Weighing in at just under 300 pounds, born on third base and thought he hit a home run. A man who never met a dirty deal he couldn’t welsh on, a contractor he couldn’t screw … or a breast he couldn’t molest. A greedy boy who greases the system to grease himself. That Bombastic Big Mouth who beat the draft with bone spurs … who now boasts he’s “Locked and Loaded” for war.

America’s #1 Reality Show champ, Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s give a patriotic salute to undefeated World Champion of “The Greatest Freak Show on Earth”… 

Dirty Dealer Donald, the “Lying Bastard” Trump!

And, seated ringside, let’s pay tribute to the illustrious members of the Presstitute Corp, the media whores who get paid to put out by their Washington and corporate pimps. 

They’re all here: CNN, Fox, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, NPR, Washington Post, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal … and the rest of America’s junk news media spewing the party-line-propaganda for the junk food-addicted culture to swallow.  

TREND FORECAST: The Presidential Reality Show® has begun: Repulsivkins vs. Dumbocraps.

Two murderous gangs of thieves run by liars, cowards, freaks, and fools AKA, “The White Shoe Boy Mafia.” They steal all the money they can, and will kill anybody anywhere in the world to get it. 

As noted in the 24 September Trends Journal, the Democratic Party impeachment crusade that will go on from now to Election Day 2020, will distract attention from critical socioeconomic and geopolitical current events forming future trends.

Those tuned into the mainstream news will stay stupid.

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